What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...