Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...