‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...