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Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
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Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
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Alabama License Application
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Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Great news for Bill Gates
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Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...