A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...