Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...