Two Cow Defined (Classic)
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Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...