Murphy’s nartial laws
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Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Husband 1.0
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The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Are You About to Employ a Robot?
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Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...