Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...