Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...