When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...