If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...