Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...