Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
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The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.