Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...