Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...