Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
First experience horse riding
|A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...