Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...