Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
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Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
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If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer
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Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...