What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Elephants
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If Apple ran Christmas…
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Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
Women Appearance
Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....