Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...