Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
The Man’s Point System!
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TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex!
TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX….10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK9. YOU...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
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New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...