Airlines running operating systems
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Emacs acronyms
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snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
The 5 toughest questions!
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I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!