headmasters and bullfrogs
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Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
She is angry at you
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Sounds of the Wild
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Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...