Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Restroom wall graffiti!
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or...
Dissapointing
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...