Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...