He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...