A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...