Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...