Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...