I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....