New scientific theories VI
New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on...
From another planet
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Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...