New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
A Mother at 65!
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
Special High Intensity Teaching
Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...