Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...