What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Bible By College Students:
How the Bible would have been different if written by college students:Loaves and Fishes...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table