Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
Please show the I.D.
|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.