Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch…
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first...