If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...