The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
A REALLY Bad Day – True Story!
A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...