How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
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82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...