Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.