Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...