The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...