The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
OJ\’s URL
OJ Simpson’s website address:www dot ‘o’ dot ‘j’ dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...