Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
How To Satisfy…
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support,...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...