Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
Shortest Book of the Month
Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan’s “Memories”
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...