Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
For Atlanta Falcon Fans!
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...