yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...