My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...