President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...