A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...