What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
Real opcodes
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Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...